Grimm Recap: Mr. Sandman or Blind Ninja
This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to do with the storyline in this week’s episode. A cool old car pulls up to a church. Inside the car, the...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Fall to Pieces or The Kids Steal The Show
Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: Nameless or (Juliette is) Shameless
“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene is an old copy of Alice in Wonderland being opened and the title page being ripped out. Then we’re at a...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2: Three Weddings and A Douchebag (Ep. 1)
Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Gets The Beat Down That Leah Deserves (Ep. 2)
Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: One Angry Fuchsbau or Bud Might Be My New Wu
I really liked this episode. Hopefully my recap will live up to it, because it’s one where it may have been more interesting to watch, than it will be to read about. We start “Six Months Ago” and a...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Mean Muggin’ and Ms. Monica
Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: A Pipe, A Ring, A Shot & A Pond
Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head went to jail. Jenelle saved Jace’s life. And Leah managed to stay married. But...
View ArticleGrimm Non-Recap: To Be Played Next Friday
Just a note that last Friday’s Grimm was preempted by the kick-ass work of all the law enforcement groups that took care of Boston. Although I would have loved to see Sgt. Wu work his magic there too....
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Stupidest Birthday Gift Ever – By Adam Lind
Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: Volcanalis or Someone Needs a Chillow Pillow
“The demon came home, and he declared that the air was not clear. I smell the flesh of man.” Open with lady taking pics of hot and steamy rocks… make that a video… or she’s talking to herself as she...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Finale… Until Next Week
It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: Endangered Or Extinct? (Like The Pics In This Recap)
This is going to be pictureless. Which I completely understand will mean that a lot less people will read it… but I can give you a ton of excuses, or you can just assume that anything excuse I give...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Check-Up #1 Recap: Two Girls And A Douche
Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: The Kiss Of The Muse or At Least The Kiss Of A Redhead I Don’t...
Finally a redhead that I don’t want to kill on the show. “Tell me O’ Muse, from whatsoever source you may know them.” We’re in a house. Fk. It’s Juliette’s house and she’s staring at the cat scratches...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Check-Up #2: Another Successful Group Let Out Into Society...
Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: The Walking Dead Or Come On, Woge (Vogue) Let Your Body Groove...
“Papa Ghede is a handsome fellow in his hat and coat of black. Papa Ghede is going to the palace! He’ll ear and drink when he gets back!” This is part one of the two-part season finale and it was...
View ArticleGrimm Recap: The Witch Is Dead… But The Bitch Ain’t
“And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.” Eric and Baron Samedi are having dinner and the Baron says that he will be “ready” by tomorrow. Eric says that he would love to see what Baron does and...
View ArticleDance Mom Recap: Dead Dad and Testicular Cancer Dance-Off
Well, Dance Moms is back. It seems like just yesterday that their season ended… but it was actually about two weeks ago. Study shows that being on a reality TV show causes you to lose all sense of...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Two Girls One…REALLY!?!
Two girls, One Solo. Really, Lifetime? Two girls, one cup anyone? Should I post a link? Thank you for pointing out the misspellings of the girls’ names. Sadly, my Autocorrect has been established and I...
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